THANK GOD FOR TEXANS!

Sitting together on a train was Obama, a Texan, a little old lady, and a very well endowed, young blonde girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.  When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.  No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:  Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:  Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:  The Texan must have groped the blonde in the dark.  She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Texan thinks:  I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the crap out of Obama again.

  

Texans - God Love Them

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 "I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a quran practicing muslim. They are my ENEMY! Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK ...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!