YOU JUST MIGHT BE BARKIN’ UP THE WRONG TREE!

Folks, this is a tragic story of how a person’s blind desperation and her new health care nearly cost her, her life.  It is almost too terrible for me to tell, but I must go on.

You see, this gal from Los Angeles was one of them IN-VIRO-MENTAL-IST, y’all know, a danged ol’ tree hugger.  Well, she took herself up to Colville, Washington and she bought a huge chunk of heavily wooded timberland.  Now because she was a Democrat and didn’t like huntin’ or fishin’, well, she didn’t know a blame thing about timberland.  She had plenty of dough, but she didn’t even know enough to hire herself an ol’ back woods boy, to kinda show her the ropes.  Nope, she was one stubborn ol’ bitty.

The next morning after buyin’ her tract of heaven, she was just admirin’ the land.  She eventually spotted the highest point on the property.  There was a big tree right on top of this prime spot.  She decided that she would take her lil’ inexperienced self and climb that tree.  She wanted to get the best possible view of all her land and decided that was the best spot. 

So, she climbed up there to this tree.  She was standing at the base; all give out from the climb, when she decided she’d go for it.  She carefully slide one foot up and then another.  She grabbed one limb on the right, then one on the left.  She was making progress, but ran into a bit of a problem about half way up.  Yep, she met up with the biggest and ugliest spotted owl she had ever seen!  Of course, it was the only one she had ever seen, so I guess we’ll just have to take her word for it.  Well, sure enough, the owl attacked her and she slide down that tree like a New York Fireman on a fire pole.  I mean, the ol’ gal scooted!  She got down fast!  Real fast!  Yeah, y’all are getting’ a head of me, but you’re right.  She had more splinters between her legs than a porcupine has on his back!  She was hurtin’!

Well, she picked herself up and dusted herself off.  Liberals always have time to dust themselves off, you know.  Appearance is very important to them.  So, she got back to her Chevy Volt and, in great pain, drove to the nearest Emergency Room.  Finally, she got to the doctor, and during all the whinin’ and poutin’ she managed to tell the doctor that she was an IN-VIRO…, a tree hugger, a democrat, bought land, an anti-hunter, didn’t like fishin’ and how she came to get all the splinters between her legs.  Well, the ol’ doc listened to her story and told her to wait and he would see if he would be able to help her.

She sat there snifflin’ and three hours had gone by before the doctor came in.  Well she was ticked!  I mean, tee’d off!  Mad as hell!  Y’all know how liberals are when they don’t get their way, right?  This gal demanded, "What took you so long?" The doc smiled and then told her, "Well maaaam, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility.  I'm sorry maaaaam, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down .  I suggest you go to the drug store and get you some big tweezers"

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 "I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a quran practicing muslim. They are my ENEMY! Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK ...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!