WITH JUST A FEW CHOICE WORDS, YOU WILL KNOW!

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.  He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?  Are there any tips you can give to me?"  "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."  Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"  The Queen took a sip of tea and said, "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent little riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom and requested, “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"  Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"  The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"  Â without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."  "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question.  "Joe, answer this for me.  Your mother and your father have a child.  It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"  "I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one"

He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.  Finally, Biden ran into Sarah Palin, who happened to be eating in the same restaurant.  Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me?  Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"  Sarah answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama.  "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!"  Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, “No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!" 

AND their you have, yet another brief episode in the, hopefully ending soon, show called, “AS THE WHITE HOUSE CHURNS.”  It is brought to you by Campbell’s Soup and Tyson Chicken.  Oh, and remember, both of these fine products are Halal compliant.  “If it’s Campbell’s it has to be pork free!” and “Tyson:  feeding muslims one chicken heart at a time!”  Why not feed your thirteen-year-old wife a can of soup and a hot bird tonight?   

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 "I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a quran practicing muslim. They are my ENEMY! 

Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK 

...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!