THE WHITEHOUSE THINKS WE'RE DUMMIES, BUT WAIT 'TIL THEY SEE THE CHECKLIST!

Beam me up Scotty!  Yeah, ol' Scotty boy didn't work out so well, did he?  I'm talkin'' 'bout Scott Brown.  He was supposed to, just like Obama, be the great savior.  Beam me up Scotty?  I don't think so!  Mr. Brown's Beamer seems to be broken.  All of a sudden it don't seem to steer straight, don't ya see.  Yep, the great Scott Brown is just a young pretty boy, who charmed his way to the top, or bottom, depending on how you might want to look at it.  Pretty big disappointment, huh?  Yes siree Bob! 

Now, I don't want to say, "I told you so."  Wait!  Sure I do.  I was tellin' everybody that would listen, before he was elected, "Be careful what you wish for."  Why?  Well because this ol' boy, ol' Scotty, was cast from the same mold, that has been used since Woodrow Wilson.  There was no "change" here.  There was a necessity, but not a change.  Necessity?  Sure.  The folks of Massachusetts didn't have a choice.  They HAD to elect him, but that's where it HAD to stop. 

In a perfect world, the folks of Massachusetts should have had a PROPER canidate ready.  They didn't and they will be the worse off for it.  Scott will be a Democrat icon.  Once he got on board with Harry, The Whiner, Reid, well, he sold his soul.  Personally, I think that purchase was made some time ago.  Maybe as far back as his father, who got ol' Scotty glass-eyed over politics and fame.  Who knows, but the boy ain't what we're lookin' for guys.  No sir.

Finding and grooming the right kind of canidate is so darn easy!  It is right in front of our mugs, but POLITICAL CORRECTNESS has got us blinded.  Oh shut up!  You know it does.  Now listen up a dog gone minute!  Okay?  You see, we have bought in to the POLITICAL EXPERIENCE baloney far too long.  I mean, I think I'm gonna puke the next time I hear someone say, "...but he doesn't have much political experience."  Look, where has POLITICAL EXPERIENCE gotten us?  Broke?  Sold out?  Embarrassed around the world?  Heck, take your pick!  There all there!  And it's all because we have BOUGHT THE HYPE and the HYPE has sold us down the river!  You betcha!  We would have done a whole lot better, if we would have had 535 garbage collectors in Congress!  Oh, yes we would have!  They sure could not have gotten us in any worse shape.  That's for sure.

Okay Sulak!  You're so darn smart!  How do we chose the right kind of candidate?  Well, I'll tell ya.  First, you have to quit looking at the things candidates "are" and start looking at the things they "are not."  The ol' "OUT OF THE BOX" thinking thing.  You have to KNOW what you DON'T WANT before you can start looking for what you do want.  So what you do want will be the opposite of what you don't want.  Can't ya see?  So anyway, what do the bad, .......I'm talking real bad, politicians have in common?  Here is a list:

1.    Almost all are attorneys.  So we don't want attorneys.  Attorneys are great for support staff members, but not good representatives.  Oh sure, some folks will say, "But not all attorneys are bad."  It's that kind of thinking that has gotten us in this mess in the first place.  It's called "Political Correctness" and politicians, attorneys, and the media have been using it on us for years.  Many years!  Look, to change this country back to what it was, WE HAVE TO BE TOUGH!  We have to go with the odds, not the HEART.  The odds tell us that MOST attorneys are bad, so WE DO NOT TAKE THE CHANCE.  Why?  We do not have to, that's why!  It's called INDEPENDENCE, just in case some of you bleeding hearts have forgotten that.  

2.    They almost all have political experience.  So we do not want those.  No!  We really don't!  Political Experience DOES NOT mean they have learned how to REPRESENT us better.  No sir!  It means, they have learned how TO WORK THE SYSTEM better.  And that ain't no good thing.

3.    Almost all are "connected".  You know, have friends in high places or in very low places, like organized crime.  Kinda like Obama and his czars and friends.  Like Bill Ayers, Van Jones, Andy Stearn.  We DO NOT NEED "Connected" folks representing us.  Uh, uh.  In fact, under current campaign rules, you either have to have a lot of money or you better be connected.  THIS HAS GOT TO CHANGE!

4.    Almost all are very wealthy.  Get over the ol' deal that you have to be rich to be a politician.  You don't!  In fact, more than likely, some of our most patriotic minds are very poor.  A candidate should be willing to live off of their salary.  THAT'S IT! 

5.    Some have committed or should have been convicted of committing crimes.  We certainly do not want those.  Like Tim Guitner tax cheat,  Charlie Rangel tax cheat, Chris Dodd sweetheart loans.  Louisiana Purchase. 

6.    Virtually all are LIARS.  Do not groom a liar.  They NEVER change.  Like Obama, one of the biggest.

So let's add this up.  When we choose a candidate, we do not want them to be an attorney, politically experienced, wrongfully connected, wealthy (over $250,000 a year), ex-cons or very likely law breakers, and liars.  Now, to me that is a pretty simple CHECKLIST.  Think about it!  Had we used this CHECKLIST for every single candidate in the last forty years, would we be better off?  Would we be any worse off?  Please, let me answer, "NO WE WOULD NOT BE WORSE OFF!"

Guys, guys, guys.  From Obama's own lips, "95% of Americans make less than 250,000 dollars a year".  Wouldn't it make sense, that for a candidate to TRULY REPRESENT US, they would also need to make less than 250,000 per year, like the majority?  Of course it would.  Also, 89% of Americans believe in our Judeo/Christian God Almighty.  So, would it not also make sense, that for a candidate to TRULY REPRESENT THE MAJORITY, that they would need to believe in that same God, that the majority believes in?  Of course it would.  So now, can you tell me what you want in a candidate?  Can you tell me what a REAL REPRESENTATIVE OF THE MAJORITY must have to qualify, as far as WE ARE CONCERNED, the majority?  The citizens of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?  Well can you tell me?

Here is your eight point checklist*:

1.    Must believe in our Judeo/Christian God Almighty.

2.   Must have an annual income of less than 250,000 dollars.

3.    Must not be an attorney.

4.   Must not have any political experience. (THROW IN TERM LIMITS to insure this)

5.  Must not be wrongfully connected to organized crime or to, out of the ordinary, financial influence.

6.   Must not be a convicted felon, an ex-convicted felon or (relying on common sense) a cheat.

7.    Must not have told obvious lies.

8.   Must be a REAL United States citizen as defined by the Constitution.

(*Note - these things represent over 88% of all United States of American citizens.  In order to be FAIRLY represented, we have to have candidates that qualify under all eight items on the list, no exceptions.)  

Folks, we have been "sham-wowed" by political correctness for over 70 years!  That's a cold, hard fact!  We have to break through this SHELL, which they have placed around us.  We really can think different!  It is okay!  I can feel it.  Some of you are already thinking, "but we've never put a representative in that wasn't rich or didn't have some political experience."  Oh yes we have!  Many of OUR FOUNDERS weren't rich or had no political experience.  You know, back when our country was running smooth and on all eight cylinders?  C'mon kiddos!  Do you want to really get back to BASICS or do you want to stay in that POLITICALLY CORRECT FOG forever?  You gonna let them tug on those HEART STRINGS or are you gonna get TOUGH?  I mean, DIRT TOUGH!  We really can change things, but...............not really change things, instead we really can put them back where they were.  Where they are SUPPOSED to be.  WE CAN!

.....and that's some more opinions from THE DUMB OL' EAST TEXAS BOY.  Hey, go ahead and eat a Twinkie or chew you some Double Bubble!  Put a smile on that mug!  We gonna get things in order.  You betcha!     

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