SO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN MAN-UP? HA!

Well, we had another puny raghead, try to blow up another one of our airplanes.  Yeah, he stuck some explosives in his fruit of the looms, and the sucker couldn't even light the fuse.  No, instead he set himself on fire.  What idiots!  ALLAH BABA, or what ever they call their make believe God, sure didn't lend him no helpin' hand.  The ol' boy must of bowed in the wrong direction at sundown or sunset, I guess.  Anyway, Obama and Rahm missed another disaster they could have used, huh?  I'm sure they were highly disappointed!

Now, of course, when all this was happening, well, all the major political players were on vacation.  These boys and girls work SO HARD for us, that while this country is going down the tubes and some wacko idiot is trying to disrupt the FRIENDLY skies, well they're taking a break on a sunny beach or the slopes.  Yep, you had Obama on vacation in Hawaii!  Pelosi on vacation in Hawaii!  Can you imagine that hunk of flesh in a bathing suit on the beach?  Blrrrrrrrrrrrr!  "Children!  Cover your eyes!"  Let's see the head of the TSA was on the slopes skiing!  Heck, even ol' Rush Limbaugh was in Hawaii on vacation!  Probably had his crew getting shots of all the caring politicians there.  Anyway, you get the picture.  The ship was heading for the 'berg and there was no one at the wheel!

So, when they all finally get back to work, if you can call it that, Obama jumped right in.  He grunted and strained and grunted and strained and did his best to try to "MAN-UP", but he couldn't.  He wanted everyone to think he was sooooo tough and responsible.  Heck, he even copied ol' Roosevelt and said, "The buck stops with me!"  Ha!  I thought I was gonna pop a gasket!  I mean, it was soooo pathetic!  To sit there and watch a little punk, who hasn't ever worked a job in his life, who has never even been in a physical fight, who has never served in the military, and who throws a baseball like a little girl, try to really "MAN-UP", well it is hilarious guys.  Really!  It is.  Pee Wee Herman could've done a better job and we all know about Pee Wee, right?

Oh, and I almost rolled up in to a ball laughing, when he proclaimed, "THERE WILL BE NO FINGER POINTING!"  Oh my God, help me!  Couldn't you just feel the strength, the leadership, the integrity, the honesty, in his words and his demeanor?  NOT!!!!  The guy is an egotistical, insane little punk and he always will be an egotistical, insane little punk.  There ain't no "MAN-UP" in the boy!  Uh uh!  No sir!  I will give him this though, the ol' boy can certainly make me belly roll!  Every time he talks, its like watching a Saturday Night Live skit.  The punch lines are abundant!  He very well could be the "real" Last Comic Standing, if he just wasn't so darn pathetic.  I can't wait for his next show (speech)!

And on the "finger pointing" remark, he could not be more wrong.  He acts like, in all of America, or the World for that matter, that his hands are the only ones with fingers.  That's how utterly pathetic he is.  I mean, when he makes a statement like, "There will be no finger pointing.", doesn't he realize that there is a TON of finger pointing going on?  Oh yeah, he has got an ego in the way, so he probably doesn't!  Well guess what dude?  There are 350 million folks in the good ol' USA and they virtually all have hands and virtually all have fingers on those hands and guess what pal?  THE MAJORITY OF THEM ARE POINTING AT YOU!  Yeah boy!  They are!  You are the "SCREW-UP" in this deal!  You are the "SCREW-UP" in our country!  You are the "SCREW-UP" in our lives and we don't like it and we are blaming you!  Yes you Mr. Obama!  "The buck stops here."  Really?

Kinda funny, since Obama brought up "buck stopping".  I mean, for him, of all people, to talk about buck stopping.  Good gosh, since he became President, he has STOPPED NO BUCK!  Nope, he just keeps passing OUR BUCKS on to his benefactors and supporters and their unions, companies, enterprises, causes, and luxuries!  He is no "BUCK STOPPER!"  He is no "MAN!"  He is no "LEADER!"  He is no legitimate "PRESIDENT!"  He is, as I stated earlier, an EGOTISTICAL, INSANE "LITTLE PUNK!"  He is no good for us or OUR COUNTRY!  But the ol' boy is good for a laugh!

...and there, my friends, you have some more opinions from THE DUMB OL' EAST TEXAS BOY.  Y'all have a good 'un and don't laugh too darn hard at the lil' punk  'cause you might tear something and I need y'all well, so you can read my stuff.