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Saturday, May 2, 2009

I COULD JUST PINCH THEIR LIL' CHEEKS!

IT has arrived! It is here now! Today! The Politically Correct that continue to sour our great country have received their wish. Yes they have, because Socialism is here today! Now, for the Politically Correct, here is the dictionary's definition of Socialism:

1: any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods
2: a: a system of society or group living in which there is no private property b: a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state
3: a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done

"The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, and whether hereditary, self-appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny." James Madison

Now, let me give you this dumb ol' East Texas boy's version of the steps toward Socialism. You see, first you got to get to that government control part mentioned above. So you have got to find a way to break th' big boys. You know, real big business. Kinda like th' banks, car companies, mortgage companies, communication companies, and generally, any big business. Now sure the government's gonna offer them a helpin' hand because that makes 'em look real sweet and kind. Big hearted. Caring. But this helpin' hand has a big ol' CATCH. It's called government control (see above please). Oh, and them big boys that fall into this trap, can't get out. No sir. The government won't let them do a "pay back". So they're stuck.

Next, th' government has got to get some small boys too. Yeah, they come up with this nifty lil' booger that they call "Cap and Trade". Sounds neat, huh? Yeah, like your going to a ball game or going to trade some baseball cards. Them government folks are real good 'bout comin' up with neat lil' names for their "gut wrenching" programs. Anyway, this Cap and Trade is just basically an environmental tax on business. Al Gore must be proud as he drives his SUV's, flies his jets, and runs up HUGE electric bills in his mansion. Sip some punch for me Al...............you, inventor of the Internet, you! So they tax these businesses and the businesses pass it on to the consumer, me and you. And WE end up payin' higher prices for all kinds of stuff.

So th' big boys either go out of business or they fall under government control. Of course, during this neat lil' "take over" process, folks begin to loose their jobs and not just a few, we are talkin' 600,000 per month! That's like ALL THE AMERICANS, IN A CITY THE SIZE OF EL PASO, TEXAS, loosing their jobs in one month. And folks, that's just hittin' a lil' too darn close to home for this Texas boy! One month folks! And this is already happening now! Today! And them Politically Correct folks are just a smilin' and A grinnin' and just so darn happy and cozy comfy. Obama is gettin' them their FORM of government. They will be free of the oppression America has bestowed on them. Th' cute lil' darlin's. Hey! PC's! Do you think that you are going to be left out of this CHANGE? No siree Bob! You too, are gonna be workin' for THE MAN! The G MAN! The government man! Yes you are. Oh, yes you are. Uh huh, yes you are. You really are. You're so dang cute. I could just pinch your lil' cheeks. You're soooo precious. Coochie coo! You lil' booger you! Now shake your rattle and let 'em see you. Coochie coochie coo.

Give me a break! I do believe the PC National "main stream" Media has gone completely MAD! I mean, when a washed up, "has been" comedian/actress like this Janeane Garofalo can get so much press time, well, it is just mind bogglin'. These National Press folks must be th' same folks that you see throwing peanuts at monkeys, for hours on end, at th' zoo. Yeah that's it! Janeane, Bill Maher, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Rosie O'Donnell, Barney Frank, Pelosi, Jane Fonda, Susan Sarandon, and you know the rest. Well, these folks are the National Medias lil' monkeys. They draw attention to their "ZOO" and that brings in th' bucks 'cause folks like th' lil' monkeys. I can hear it now, Peter Jennings shouting, "Step right up and see th' monkeys folks!" Or Katie Courick bellowin' out, "Aren't th' lil' monkeys cute and fun to be around? Come one! Come all! Just buy a ticket and come on in. We aim to please! Oh, and don't forget our popcorn, cotton candy, corny dogs, and peanuts (commercials)." Fun at the zoo. Yeah, that sounds 'bout right.

Anyway, you want th' bottom line? Think you can handle th' bottom line? And if ya can, you gonna do something about changin' th' bottom line? Well, here is th' bottom line! These so called CARING politicians are gonna force National Unhealthy Care on us, and they will take away Medicare and Social Security, and they will stop free speech, and they will take away our guns and our ability to fight them and we will all go broke, and we will need a helpin' hand from someone, anyone, and just when we are all about to loose what hope we have left, the proclaimed savior, Hussein Obama and the government will step up and put us in homes (housing projects), and we will pick up our government food (rations) each week, and and we will work the government jobs and Janeane, Bill Maher, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jane Fonda, Susan Sarandon and th' rest of the PC's will be in those same government job lines and food lines, and we will ALL get too weak, poor, and constantly guarded (BIG BROTHER) to do anything about our situation and we will ask, "We knew this happened to other great governments. We just never really believed hard enough that it would happen to ours. Why didn't we do something when we had the chance? It was ours to change and we did nothing." and th' wheel goes round and round, whoa ah whoa!

TH' DUMB OL' EAST TEXAS BOYS opinions.

PS - Don't forget. Do not ever forget! Obama still has not shown his birth certificate. He refuses to. And until he does, he is not a REAL natural United States citizen. This is a requirement for the office of President. A requirement! Not a maybe! Not an if! Not if I feel like it! A REQUIREMENT UNDER OUR LAWS! Until we have proof, he should not be recognized as our leader! And this too, is my STRONG OPINION!!!!!

4 comments:

  1. Why do so many refuse to see the obvious?
    Love reading your entertaining yet frighteningly true blogs. Keep up the good work!

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  2. Weezie - I don't think they refuse to see it. They just refuse to believe it. It's called "DENIAL"! You keep up the good work on your end too.

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  3. You're one of kind John I'm glad that I have had the privalige to get to know you, everything that you're saying is what everyone is thinking but to afraid to stand up and admit, keep up the great work. Thank You!

    Chris Springer

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  4. It is extremely interesting for me to read the blog. Thanx for it. I like such topics and everything connected to them. I definitely want to read more soon.

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